The FaFU is the best link dump that you’ve never seen before.  It’s a mix of sports, pop culture and complete and utter nonsense all mashed up together Girl Talk style.  It’s not my fault if you don’t click the links.  I don’t want to hear about it, Reginald.  If you complain about it one more time I’m gonna get as pissed as I was last night when that wh*re over-charged me for my Dos Equis.

[Coolest gif ever found on Deadspin via Twitter via Skeets]

10) Being Sued Threatened NOTICED - Yeah, we’ve mentioned it enough.  The FaFU seems like a logical place for it.  Apparently writing/making fun of/waxing philosophic was enough to scare away the scare.  We’re still here bringing you the pain and the funk of the sports world.  Blogging at it’s finest.  College Football Performance Awards, have I told you what I did last night?

9) Reginald Blackstone – Stop being a passive aggressive DICKHEAD!!  Yeah, I’m calling you out.  “You… you like how I can ask you questions so you can ignore me?”  SHUT THE FUCK UP!  I’m going to slap that Mai’s out of your dirty fingers and give you the patented S. Rex forearm shiver to the side of the head.  Goodness.

8) The Ultimate Warrior – Where have you been all my life?  Why did you go and disappear?  Now you’re trying to get on the Supreme Court which doesn’t sounds like a particularly kick-ass kind of thing to do.  Actually, I take that back.  That’s a TOTALLY kick-ass thing to do.

7) Tooshie Tuesday – I’m all about the puns.  I really am.  But, “Tooshie Tuesday” is just going a little too far for me.  Not that I’m opposed to having a picture of a girl bending down in her underwear on my computer screen.  I’ll keep the girl, but you can keep the pun.

6) Atheists – Well, you know what?  NO FUCKING CHRISTMAS PRESENTS FOR YOU!!! [Vid originally found on BuzzFeed]

You just got cat-rolled…kinda

5) Twitter – Twitter is just not going away.  No matter how hard I wish it failure it’s here to stay.  We’re three or four short weeks from setting up our Fourth and Fifty tweets, surely.  Consider the opportunities.  We could PWN Oprah like Shaq did.

4) 69 – Yes, it’s still funny to make a “69″ reference in public.  Especially if it’s on a game show.  Even more so if you win by making a guess of “69.”

3) KGC – Grilled chicken?  Really?  Come on Colonel!  It’s in your freakin’ name!  You can’t take the “fried” out of KFC.  That being said, you have one hour if you read this right now to go get your free KGC.  HURRY HURRY HURRY!

2) Swine Flu - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!  IT’S COMING FOR US ALL!  They’ve even quarantined Afghanistan’s only pig in fear of the spread!!!

1) Zack Galifianakis – You don’t deserve an FaFU at all.  But the people must be aware of your comic genius!  Browse, readers, BROWSE!  If you’re not going to see The Hangover, you’re not American.  Go for the funny man with the beard and Mike Tyson listening to In the Air Tonight.