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Moose KnuckleAt some point, I’ll get back to writing, you know, content. Until then…
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At some point, I’ll get back to writing, you know, content. Until then…
Layup FAIL
Stormtrooper FAIL
Civil Rights FAIL
Proper Perv Technique FAIL
Fellatio FAIL
Song of the Day: Like anyone besides Pipez and Rex cares. Hey, look at how hip and unaffected I am – I care about crappy bands that will never make it (because they suck)! You know who doesn’t suck? Not Rex.
Brett Fav-re! Brett Fav-re! Brett Fav-re! What a few weeks. I actually stopped hating him* [...]
Song of the day: Press Hop Playoffs Remix…
Playoffs? Playoffs? Playoffs? Who wants a recap of the weekend’s football? Get it, Aaron Rodgers? Football! Foot ball!!! Here you go!!!
What, the coffin fail wasn’t enough analysyzinging for you? /ingrates. That video was actually the best analysis one could hope [...]
The Award Winning Fourth and Fifty is not here to talk about the past…
That picture is so 2009. Don’t make me link to the Moveon poster. Too late. General Petraeus or General Betray-the-Coogs?
What happened yesterday yesteryear is inconsequential. The important thing is – breaking news, broken here first! – The University of Houston Men’s Football [...]
Sports, I choo choo choose you!
The song of the day is Onyx’s Slam. Because what we’re going to talk about today involves:
slamming and
letting boys be boys
But first, we haven’t had a TRG Tangent yet in this post, and I’m about to get in trouble from my sponsors. In my head. That I wish I [...]
I’m live blogging from the FaFfies (the Houston Blog Awards) and I’m super excited to report that we just swept all 3 categories! I’m sure “FaFfie” is an acronym for something but can’t remember what, being victoriously jubilant and all. Scoreboard, all other Houston blogs! I’m more self-righteous than Kanye West right now. We just [...]
Ed Note – Hey! This is the first time I’ve ever done an editor’s note! Scoreboard, snitches! Allow myself to introduce… myself to introduce… Bill S. Liston, Esquire. Bill loves lists, and he is a doctor in RL – a doctor of jurisprudence. Being as such and the like, his lists are measured, thoughful, and nuanced. [...]
Dog Show!
Dear Longhorn Fans,
I’m getting pretty sick and tired of you with your 3rd grade literacy levels and your overconfident braggeration and your sports entitlement. We live in Houston, and the 40 acres really isn’t that special to begin with – it’s large, but size doesn’t equate quality. At least that is what your girlfriend [...]
RECAP if anyone didn’t know about UFC 107.
If you’ve never seen Vision Quest, well, don’t really worry about it because it isn’t as good as Goldfish says it is. Here is the movie and here is the wiki native american definition. The movie is about a high school wrestler who goes for it all regardless [...]
ZOMG I hope Keenum stays. There, there is your sports.
I FIRED COMCAST!!!!
Fresh from battle, I hold the head of my vanquished foe (the DVR boxes I need to return to not get charged) over my head, blood batteries dripping down on my head like mana from the heavens. The clouds above [...]
And by “million dollar deals”, I mean “no dollar deals”.
If there is anything that sums up Fourth and Fifty, it has to be the title of this post. We are spiritual successors to the Maquis de Sade. We write beautiful prosety on the inside walls of our jail cells. Our tools? Our minds and our [...]
Simmonz can has worldwide platformz? [Ed. Note - I have nothing to say other than "I'm bAAAAaaaaack, bitches." Yours truly, Septimus Rex.]
Prologue: When you read this, and please do, you’ll say to yourself “this guy isn’t half as clever as the thinks he is.” I know. It’s part of the schtick. It also happens to be [...]
Most of you know Big Hitter as our first reader/commenter, and also as the only reader/commenter who we can be assured won’t kill us one day (unlike this guy). But in the spirit of Fan Appreciation Week, there is a lot more about “El Bateador Grande” that you don’t know but should…
That picture really doesn’t [...]
That alliteration is so clever, I should win a Pulitzer or a Webby or something. Bow to your sensei!
For those of you that “don’t wordz”, ennui means “ a feeling of utter weariness and discontent resulting from satiety or lack of interest; boredom”. If you look it up on Urban Dictionary, you get the above picture [...]
Song of the Day – Chicago’s Hard to Say I’m Sorry.
Chad – since you’re just going to criticize whatever I write in this space and do your own smear in the comments section, have at it tough guy. TOUGH GUY!!!!
Everyone else – be sure to bitch Chad out for whichever of your niche interests [...]
I just found some awesome videos on the internet. Here are 10 of them!!!
10. Some soccer guy headbutted some other soccer guy! Holy crap!
9. These guys are dancing on treadmills! Holy crap!
8. Woah! This hampster is staring at the video camera! Holy crap!
7. [...]
“A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.” You want to get into a constitutional catfight? Which of the two scenarios below seems more likely?
The Founding Fathers had tech 9s and Chartlon Heston in mind when [...]
I’m not sure how to cite the above picture. From espn.com (here)? From sportsblogit.com (here)? From proelite.com? From something called “Esther Lin”? The important thing is, I’m kindasorta trying to cite it.
See, if you’re new to Fourth and Fifty, we promote or at least condone scallywaggery, motherfuckery, obfuscation, and general tomfoolery. We are 5.5 regular [...]
10 Things That Don’t Really Relate to Sports or Anything Else. Suck it, Editor/s.
1. Hilary Clinton.
Does anyone else think that she’s doing a fantastic job as Secretary of State? Maybe the bar was set very low by #4. $10 says this baby voted for Fred Thompson in the primary. Not that you should ever follow [...]
Dragon Age Review (I Don’t Not Video Gamez)
Let me tell you why I’m superior to you, and how you can be superior to you, too.
So since I don’t sportz, and since the boss took a major sabbatical, and since Pipez is holding it down like woah, let’s talk about how awesome I am. Again. The context is video games, and the game [...]
December 5, 2009
Categories: Off the Cuff . Tags: choice theory in games, Dragon age boobs, Dragon Age review, Dragon Age rocket science, Dragon Age social commentary, prisoners dilemma, Ron Paul video games . Author: Josh Being Josh . Comments: 26 Comments