It’s the most wonderful time of year again, my fellow FAFians. Not Christmas, not Superbowl weekend, no that time that Chick-Fil-A dropped an extra nugget in the little box. It’s March Madness. And this year, it’s extra mad because of our much-maligned Men’s Cougar Basketball team shocking the entire country state city by putting a [...]
March 15, 2010
Categories: College Basketball, University of Houston . Tags: March Madness, NCAA basketball, The Merm, Tom Penders, UH Cougars . Author: wanksmacgruber . Comments: 35 Comments
All was quiet on the Texans front this week, allowing the team to dwell for a full 2 weeks on Kris Brown’s cock-up last week against the Colts. This means I have to write about all the other teams that decided not to take the week off.
November 16, 2009
Categories: NFL . Tags: Chad Ochocinco, Donnie Avery, Maurice Jones-Drew, NFL, Sebastian Vollmer, Texans take the week off, Vince Young is a douche . Author: wanksmacgruber . Comments: 7 Comments
Each week, or when we feel like putting effort into it, FAF will size up our opponent, and provide you, our faithful readers, with plenty of fodder for hating the opposing team. Because that’s what we do at FAF. We don’t cheer our team on in a good-natured manner, to remain “classy” or “sportsmanlike” or [...]
November 5, 2009
Categories: FaF Opponent Essentials . Tags: FaF Opponent Essentials, Tulsa golden hurricane, Dr Phil is a douche . Author: wanksmacgruber . Comments: 26 Comments
Yesterday, while partaking in the Texans game on CBS, I came across Shannon Sharpe dressed as Austin Powers. I guess it was the day after Halloween, but come on. Who allows him to wear a red velvet suit on air? Is he George Costanza’s brother from another mother? Get it together CBS.
November 2, 2009
Categories: Houston Texans, NFL . Tags: BRIAN CUSHING FOR DEFENSIVE ROY, Houston Texans, I HATE FRANK GORE, Indianapolis Colts, NFL, Owen Daniels, Ryan Moats?, Shannon Sharpe, Steve Slaton . Author: wanksmacgruber . Comments: 6 Comments
Normally, a victory of the Bungles would be nothing worth noting. A foregone conclusion when the schedule comes out each year. And so it seemed in the off-season. But somehow, someway, the Bengals managed to jump out to a 4-1 start. They led the AFC North going into the game (still do thanks to a [...]
October 19, 2009
Categories: Houston Texans, NFL . Tags: Cincininati Bengals, Donnie Avery, Houston Texans, Kevin Kolb, NFL, Sebastian Vollmer, Stanford Routt, UH . Author: wanksmacgruber . Comments: 9 Comments
One is certainly the loneliest number that you’ll ever see. The Texans left it out on the University of Phoenix field Sunday. It’s just hanging out at the goalline. Shooting the shit with the endzone paint. Waiting to be picked up. Not gonna happen, little buddy. Because the Texans don’t have a short yardage back. [...]
October 13, 2009
Categories: Houston Texans, NFL . Tags: Arizona Cardinals, Houston Texans, NFL, Why do I keep watching the Texans? . Author: wanksmacgruber . Comments: Comments Off
Everyone needs to stand up as tall and thin as they can. Reason? Because we need some more space on the Cougar Bandwagon. We managed to fill it up before the Tech game. Now it’s bursting at the seams.
September 28, 2009
Categories: College Football, NCAA Sports, University of Houston . Tags: big hits, Case Keenum for Heisman, Coogs bandwagon, Joe Theismann's leg turns into spaghetti, NCAA Football, tackling, UH Cougars, UH Football . Author: wanksmacgruber . Comments: 12 Comments
Before I get to one of the best Texans wins in a long time, a quick word on the Cowboys. As I tune in to NBC, I expect a slobberfest regarding the new stadium. The Today Show was there Friday morning. The entire pre-game was a Jerry Jones hand-job. But the above picture really tells [...]
September 21, 2009
Categories: Houston Texans, NFL . Tags: Andre Johnson is a man beast and cannot be stopped, Brian Cushing, Dallas Cowboys, Houston Texans, Jerry Jones is insane, Mario Williams, NFL . Author: wanksmacgruber . Comments: 5 Comments
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